Note to self: Do not drink coffee before bed.
1) It will cause you to stay awake for hours while trying to get a good night’s sleep, which is just plain annoying and
2) You will inevitably have messed-up, but realistic dreams nightmares involving befriending your ex, wearing a radio outside of work and still picking up the signals, telephone boxes that actually contain telephones and are not the tardis, getting your car destroyed by a sweet old lady who managed to hit 2 at once (but she’s so tiny and frail that you feel bad for yelling at her), and spending the entire time wearing someone else’s oversized, smelly shoes.
